lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via thefuuuucomics)

(JEAN-RALPHIO enters.) TOMMY T! You just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. Clubs. Girls. Dancing. Naked—-MOM?!?! Argument. Fleeing the scene. Hiding in a dumpster. Coming here. Crashing on your couch for a week ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.

(via aurbeyplaza)

I am the luckiest man in the galaxy.

(via aurbeyplaza)

mayawiig:

Favorite Celebs | Aubrey Plaza

“I’m going to create my own opportunities. If I can’t find the roles I want, I’ll just make them. I really like comedy, but in the back of my head, I always felt there was a longer journey that I wanted to take.[I’m going to] finish a screenplay, write more in general, run for political office – I don’t know, invent something?”

(via beyoncepatronus)

(via true-tome)

theclearlydope:

Get that shit outta here, Freddy. 

theclearlydope:

Get that shit outta here, Freddy.