If I had a drink for every fuck I give I’d be one sober mother fucker, but if I had a drink for every fuck I gave about her, I’d be intoxicated forever. I’d drink myself to death. — (via moonsads)

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So adorable. ♥

So adorable. ♥



Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.

That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.

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If there is one thing Lance Armstrong has taught me, it is that it doesn’t take balls to use steroids